C05m0z HACKED - Dear Hacker God
In K-R@/) & Normal Versions!
Made lame with The Lamerizer!
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D3ar Hack3r G0d,
Pl3As3 save me fr()m tH3 WRath 0f th3 u3beRHackeR DaMaCus as 1 hav3 run a
SUID sh3l| h3 cr3ated ()n His b()x b3f0re. 1 alS0 L1K3 t0 Crash 0Ther
d00dZ C0mpUt3rs & mak3 th3m r3aD s0Me charg3n 0utpuT. D0Es tH1S mak3 me a
Bad Hax0R d00d? 0h pl3as3, HaCKer G()d, tell M3 wHaT t0 d0! 1 |0ve mY
U3b3Rt00|z that U have besT0wed up0n m3.. H()w diD thiS happen t() M3???
Hav3 1 b33n s0 Un-3|itE t0 be pun1shed thIs wAy??
D3ar Hack1ng G0D, p|ease Best0w up0n m3 s()Me m0re uBErt00Lz s() 1 can
hax0r H1m Back & stuph. A|s0, P|EAse g1ve m3 s0mE XXX PassW()Rdzz, waR3z,
Mp3zZz, &....
Y3a Th0ugh I wA|k thr()uGh THe va|l3y 0f thE shAd0w 0F SYN paCket
f|()0d1ng & being a funnY/crazy m0' F0' 1n gen3ral, I fEaRed n0 hax0R
d00dz Hacking muh b0X, f()r 1 Am THE.UN1XB0Y!
Pl3As3, Dear Hack1ng G0d, F0rg1v3 m3 f0r taKing 0TheR G0dzzz bef()re m3,
Such as THE.W1CKS (wh()se N0tesf1l3's nam3 I hAve tAken as my G3C()S
f13|d), War3Zzzz, wh1ch 1 can't G3t en0ugh 0f, MP3z, & thE evEr aws0me
K0d3Z!!!
In plain English
Dear Hacker God,
Please save me from the wrath of the ueberhacker Damacus as I have run a
SUID shell he created on his box before. I also like to crash other d00dz
computers and make them read some chargen output. Does this make me a bad
hax0r d00d? Oh please, Hacker God, tell me what to do! I love my
uebert00lz that you have bestowed upon me.. How did this happen to me???
Have I been so un-elite to be punished this way??
Dear Hacking God, please bestow upon me some more ubert00lz so I can hax0r
him back and stuph. Also, please give me some XXX passwords, warez,
mp3zzz, and....
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of SYN packet flooding
and being a funny/crazy mo' fo' in general, I feared no hax0r d00dz
Hacking muh box, for I am THE.UNIXBOY!
Please, Dear Hacking God, forgive me for taking other godzzz before me,
such as THE.WICKS (whose notesfile's name I have taken as my GECOS field),
warezzzz, which I can't get enough of, MP3z, and the ever awsome K0d3z!!!